tug test
a rating system used to rate women on their masturbatory appeal.
similar to the traditional binary rating system (would you have s-x with her or not), this rating system is to divide girls into two well defined groups based predominately on looks. generally if a girl p-sses the tug test, she’ll be a “1” on the binary scale. the tug test’s primary function is to further separate the upper echelon of attractive girls from the general populace.
would you tug to her?… it’s a fair question.
dialogue
tug test! what do you think of marsha brady?
oh! she’s a “1”; i’d tug to her for sure!
what about jan?
ugh… i wouldn’t tug to her, but i’d probably do her.
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