tulip

a tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. i think. h-ll i can roll but i can’t roll these little b-st-rds. effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.

be warned, though, if you’ve got a roller who is cr-p and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the f-cker spilling the entire thing on the floor.
guy 1: “how mcuh weed we got left?”
guy 2: “quite a bit.”
guy 1: “enough for… a tulip?”
guy 2: “h-ll yeah!”
female reproductive organ; used to gain money or power. has two lips but cannot speak. in rare cases the tulip has been known to make a male reproductive organ breathe fire.
“hey man, how far did you get with her last night?”
“i just tickled her tulip a bit!”
abbreviated form of the phrase “tight little package” to describe a very attractive woman’s body
hayden panettiere is a tulip
undying love. (:
im getting tulips for her birthday (:
sack of marijuana attatched to a joint
ima get f-cked up; roll a tulip
1. when a woman presses her v-g-n- against the face of an unconscious man.
2. the female version of a “teabag.”
i woke up with herpes on my forehead because i got tulipped last night.
a friend, that is unique, funny, sweet and safe. you know no matter what they will always be there, and theyll always be number one. they know you better than you know yourself and can tell you how you feel when you dont even know. its your ride or die! your other half.. a soulmate.. a twin
oh yea cathryn?, she’s my tulip!

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