Tulip Poppler
the biggest, longest, straightest tree in the woods. more commonly used by black men to describe their dominant p-n-s around other races, especially whites and asians, but typically any race will do.
black man: behold, the tulip poppler.
white man: f-ck you.
black man: yo b, i’s is talkin’ bout dat big azz tree ova’ der’ n-gg-.
white man: oh, i’m sorry my fellow equal man.
white man (inner thoughts): i didn’t actually understand what this n-gg-r just said, but my insecurity and small p-n-s are very offended right now.
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