Tuliping
a rednecks way of getting high.
you will need:
lots of paper
chewing tabacco
tape
alcohol (optional but highly recommend)
note: alcohol may be consumed before, during or after tuliping process2) pop some chewin’ tobacco into your mouth and give it a good munching.
1) proceed to give yourself a paper cut between each toe.
3)spit the chewed tobacco into the palm of your hand.
4) apply generous amounts of the tobacco to your paper cuts.
5) then tape the whole mess together.
waring: tuliping is not advised as it has been know to cause toe cancer.
f-cking redneck redneck high alternative high not suggested tuliping
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