tumble dry


what you say when you are talking to washed-up hoes.
alex: hey
andre: tumble dry b-tch, tumble dry
when it rains while you’re out on a romantic date. you’re both wet.

she invites you to her place, where you both have s-x with your clothes on. the friction caused by you two tumbling around generates enough heat to dry your clothes.
during that storm last sat-rday, jenny invited me in to give me a tumble dry.
that of a person who sits cautiosly upon a washing machine while eating a m-ffin, not a crusty pie.
tumble-dry was waiting for ken’s lesson to be over with. she had laundry to do.

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