Tumblr
1.a website with two sides: the hipster blogs, which aren’t that interesting, and the fandoms. the fandom side of tumblr tends to be the most popular side because it’s just weird. just plain disturbing.
2. go on google translate and type in “tumblr.” translate it into irish and then translate the irish into english. there you go.
what did you do last night?
oh, i just went on tumblr.
last time i went on there, i posted a quote from 50 shades of gray. no-one got freaked out, they just posted a gif from supernatural.
the end of your social life.
john: hey jane! what did you do this weekend!? i partied every single night!
jane: i stayed up all day and all night on tumblr.
you just won’t understand.
tumblr is life and culture.
it is the epitome of culture and the total ant-thesis of the modern day pop culture which is so ingrained in today’s children. there is no possible way to explain such a phenomenon to others.
you either get it or you don’t.
a place where you can post anything and no one will judge you for it.
” i killed a b-tch today. ”
post that on facebook and people will be chocked and sh-t, but tumblr … tumblr’s cool.
a discrete website for interesting yet random people, where you can express yourself without being judged. you can post whatever you like, whenever you like. not everyone understands tumblr, so don’t worry about idiots from school/work/anywhere to be joining.
facebook person: i think i’ll join tumblr.
tumblr person: noooooooooooooooooo!
it’s where all the sleepless hipsters are. tumblr is where sleep deprivation is a normal thing. bacon is life. tumblr people have their own language called sarcasm. our relationship statuses is always “forever alone”. and we’re all cats. problem?
facebook girl- hey omg. your so cool. whats tumbler?
tumblr person- -you’re oh and its tumblr. tumblr is a site where you can get viruses, so i think you shouldn’t get one for your sake.
tumblelogs are miniblogs — a fast way to share links, photos, and videos without the bells and whistles of a regular blog.
unlike blogs, tumblelogs are frequently used to share the author’s creations, discoveries, or experiences while providing little or no commentary.
if blogs are journals, tumblr is a scr-pbook.
should not be spoken about.
you: what’s tumblr?
me: shhh! -walks away-
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