tumblr prom
an event on tumblr where nerds pretend to have lives. and love it.
other people: oh, are you going to prom?
me: i’m going to tumblr prom
other people: -uproarious laughter-
me: -thinks- i’m so awesome xd
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when you’re typign on yuor phone but your fat figners are too big for the tiny-as-fc-k kyes and yuo misspell evrey secodn word a: hye mate, whta’s up? b: lol what? a; sorry, f-ckign phone fingers
- crotch pin
grabbing someone by the head and then forcing their face into one’s genitalia jim and bob lost their friendship when jim gave bob a crotch pin
- Alyah
a unique name for a unique girl. she is a kind hearted person. she is amazing in every way even though she doesn’t see it. she goes through a whole lot in her life and it can be rough. she may think she is not loved or unwanted but there will always be that one […]
- put it on you
to f-ck or have s-x baby doll when we meet i’m gonna put it on you
- dick skinning
when you forget the lube and you still have -n-l s-x, when you finish and pull out and realize you have skinned your d-ck raw! i forgot to lube up before -ss banging that broad last night, i forgot how bad d-ck skinning hurt!