Tumblr Sexualities

s-xualities or orientations created by social justice warriors on tumblr. as of late, many “orientations” and genders have been sp-wned by misinformation of rebellious teenagers who have made up orientations for themselves. some of these orientations include;

as-xuality: the idea that someone is not s-xually attracted to any beings. this is is often a misunderstanding of hypos-xual desire disorder. while someone may be uninterested in s-x, libido, or lack of, does not determine one’s s-xual orientation. as-xuality exists in zero s-xual organisms on earth, whereas real s-xualities like h-m-s-xuality exists in hundreds of thousands

pans-xuality: bis-xuality given a different name. claimed to be “s-xually attracted to someone regardless of gender”, there is no factual evidence that it exists except the fact pans-xuals “would know their s-xuality”.

demis-xual: “half-s-xual”. someone who does not form s-xual attraction to someone until they form a deeper relationship with them; aka normal human relationships. there are no half s-xualities, and not everyone is a l-st seeking monster who wishes to have s-x with every person they see.

whether people have too much time on their hands or we’ve been left out of the internet’s biggest joke, we’ll never know. however, there is no need to create false categories of human behavior in order to avoid offending people, and it’s taking a step back for medical discoveries.
“i didn’t know there were so many orientations you could choose from. are you sure those aren’t just tumblr s-xualities?”
“excuse me? check your privilege. i am a gender-fluid as-xual heteroromantic two-spirit toast-kin.”