Tuna Fingers
noun-
when you finger f-ck a v-g-n- so much your fingers get wrinkled and pruned.
hugh g. rection: “hey pedro why are your fingers wrinkled and pruned did you just go swimming”
pedro: no i just have tuna fingers because i was with my girlfriend for a couple hours.
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