tuna melt
when a male has s-x with a girl and pulls out then blows his load over her v-g-n-.
when i was about to c-m, i gave her my patented tuna melt finsher.
when going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it’s her time of the month. by no means do you stop though. when the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value
the female version of a dutch oven. when a woman with a fishy smelling private area, whether she knows it or not, puts a partners head under the covers in a bed for oral pleasures.
man, i was messing around with this girl last night, and when i lifted up the covers to go down she gave me a tuna melt.
a term for a v-g-n- that smells like fish. see bryttani for more
that girl has quite the tuna melt in her pants
the female equivalent of tea bagging
she shouldn’t have fallen asleep on my couch. i put a tuna melt on her shoulder!
see also, sn-tchogram, cooter stamped, p-ssy pranked
an unclean v-g-n-. (derived from the combination of the joke: “why don’t you eat out your girlfriend in the morning? ever open up a grilled cheese sandwich?” and the famous fish-v-g-n- connection)
i’m sorry baby, but i don’t like this tunamelt, do you have peach cobbler instead?
when 3 girls, whose p-ssys taste like mayo tuna fish and cheese sizor and make tuna melts.
lautaja:wanna taste our tuna melt?
kevin: sure thing, can i be the bread too.
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