tuna surprise
while performing oral s-x on a woman, the giving parter spreads the l-b– and screams “surprise!” into her v-g-n-
i gave her the ol’ tuna surprise last night
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wen engaging in s-xual activity, just before the male -j-c-l-t-s he yells tuna surprise, at which point a friend jumps out the wardrobe and slaps the female in the face with a fish
my girlfriend broke up with me after she got done with a tuna surprise
when a pervert or deviant abuses a large-mouthed fish for s-xual gratification, filling it with a substance resembling mornay sauce. an act of grievous fish-abuse.
did you see that freak out the back of the supermarket? he had his pants around his ankles giving that mackerel a tuna surprise!
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