Tuna Waft
the art of a female queefing in the face of another person of lesser awesomeness or alternatively, in the face of a significant other whilst not paying attention. hence; wafting them with tuna.
boy sits staring at his game of modern warfare. girl says “i’m gonna tuna waft him.” girl sneaks up behind him and then lets out a loud queef on his head, everyone laughs….except the boy.
he’s just been tuna wafted.
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