tunacorn
a mythical creature like a unicorn, however, a tuna fish with a spherical horn upon his head. often violent and very territorial, extremely dangerous. reclusive but will attack if it feels threatened.
marty: i went swimming in the lake yesterday sarah…the d-mndest thing happened…
sarah: what my love?
marty: i felt this poking in my b-tthole and when i waded out of the water to investigate, i found, much to my dismay, a f-ckin’ goldfish with a horn stickin’ out of my -ss!
sarah: oh my g-d! you were cornholed by a tunacorn!!!!!
a tuna with a unicorn’s horn. often described to make the sound, “mwow.”
“mwow!” said the tunacorn.
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