tungen
a very large and erect unidentified object. it has a tendency to become alert in the presence of attractive females. other times it becomes aroused in the presence of h-m-s-xual males in an apartment searching for strippers. the central calfornian carnivourous tungen are the most vicious throughout the entire globe. it is a world cl-ss predator and preys on hallies and shallies.
good evening mich-lle, i have a tungen. would you care to see it?
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