tunnel of life and death


the v-g-n-l opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. but in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the v-g-n- unless egg had been fertilized.
dude tammy almost had s-x with me but she was on her period so i backed off.
i would too! i won’t touch that tunnel of death!

hey ted, make any babies lately?
h-ll yes! they be callin that b-tch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

women are the tunnel of life and death. just ask their v-g-n-s!

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