Tunnel Toke
a marijauna toke inhaled at the very moment before entering a tunnel while highway driving. one must hold the toke for the duration of the tunnel. all partic-p-ting p-ssengers must begin their tokage before submerging oneself into fully covered section of the tunnel. whoever proeceds to hold the toke for the longest amount of time, wins.
dude 1: yo tunnel toke tunnel toke tunnel toke
dude 2: yea man tunnel toke, pee a bee, pee a phat bee. pee a pee bee!!
dude 1: she’s comin up on us quick, grab a lighter.
dude 2: dude where’s my lighter
–lighter lady interludes–
lightlader: is this what you’re looking for?
dudes 1 & 2: yea thanks lighter lady!!
lighter lady: any time boys.
dude 2: man are you still holding it?
–silence–
– tunnel ends-
dude 1: i win.
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