Turbine
a crude pot smoking device made out of a bottle, tape, bag and a socket
orange … dude, pull me another turbine
when your giving someone a bl-wj-b on a plane, and you hit turbulance and the c-ck goes down the throat multiple times
alex: “dude that girl was giving me a bj and we got turbines”.
freddy: “yo nice”.
i’m sorry, i’m sick of n-body knowing anything. a turbine is a rotary device which converts kinetic fluid energy into mechanical energy. this includes windmills, also known as wind turbines. a moving fluid (steam, air, water, oil, gas) strikes the blades of a turbine which are mounted on a common shaft and causes the shaft to turn. a turbine can be the francis wheel of a dam’s power station, it can be the rotor of a “windmill” at altamont p-ss, it can be the exhaust-driven wheel in your car’s turbocharger which spins the compressor, it can be part of a jet engine. your car’s automatic transmission has a turbine in it; the impeller in the torque converter driven by the engine forces oil against the blades of a turbine, causing it to turn and driving the rest of the car’s driveline.
windmills aren’t turbines! i’m a sidewalk drunk.
a machine where the kinetic energy of matter is converted to mechanical power by the impulse or reaction of the matter with a series of buckets, paddles, or blades located around the circ-mference of a wheel or cylinder…… also, pianos and organs are the same sh-t.
“i’m sorry, i’m sick of n-body knowing anything. i am the turbine know-it-all because i have my building operator ticket & watch a hot water heater all day.” – the rev. eighty-eight fingers butler
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