Turbo Bass
the maximum setting on a boombox. warning: may result in large amouts of s-x if used in the wrong place ( like an old folk’s home).
transport now to an old folks home
where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
the orderlies are stealing there’s no excuse
everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
so i grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo b-ss
and what happened next was a total disgrace
everybody started having s-x
the music was way too powerful
a bunch of old people f-cking like rabbits
it was disgusting to say the least
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