turbo beaver
the condition that affects women at the beginning of p.m.s. before they turn into a b-tch and such need to have huge amounts of s-x.
“ted, my v-g-n- is throbbing so hard cause i’m about menstruate and i’m about to turn into a devil-b-tch… c-m and get it while you can!”
“whoa, you are riding me way to hard. you are thrashing around on me like you have turbo beaver!”
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to take a fast sh-t. uh-oh. i have to sh-t but i have a show coming on in a minute! better make turbo t-rds! theoretically, a difficult excretion of some variety that is timeconsuming and solid. if you can stand to be called a r-t-rd because you said it, it is kind of funny and […]
- Turdbitch
a dirty, stinky, crazy fat girl. used most commonly on dumb or smelly girls. did you see the new girl in town, shes a real t-rdb-tch. a: hey dont you hate our math teacher? b: yeah shes a real t-rdb-tch.
- turded
when someone takes a sh-t in the toilet and does not flush then someone else has to flush it. my friend took a cr-p and just left it there, so i flushed it, and i got t-rded. the act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into […]
- turd burp
noun – a fart. to expell gas from one’s -n-s. your wife’s t-rd burps are f-ckin’ nasty! a fart that stinks so bad, that its like a t-rd burping. it stinks so bad in here, did you t-rd burp? same as a ” fart ” , ‘ gator bark , sadd-mn hussein breath , whiff […]
- Turking
‘to turk’ (v – transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the -n-s by a sweaty man of middle eastern or turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one’s will. often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid bas-m-nts. unpleasant. whilst archibold perused some persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking moroccan who […]