Turbo Mode
a mode in the opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay… if that’s what you want.
firefox: i am the most efficient web browser!
chrome: no you’re not, i am.
firefox: then why do you use so much memory then?
chrome: because i run faster than you.
opera: hey i can get on blocked websites!
firefox: no you can’t
opera: just watch
10 seconds later
opera: see? my turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.
firefox and chrome: sh-t! i can’t get on piratebay, stupid isp blocking!
a state of pure excitement so intense that individuals that enter this state are not accountable for, and oftentimes will not remember their actions.
“after the chevelle concert, i went into turbo mode and blacked out. the next thing i knew i was gnawing on the bones of a large mammal, i think it was a cougar.”
or
guy 1: “dude, what the h-ll, last night you beat the sh-t out of me and p-ssed on my car”
guy 2: “did i? sorry man, i had just gotten paid and i was in turbo mode”
guy 1: “oh, you were in turbo mode, it’s cool then”
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