turbo shuffle


a sub-branch of the popular underground dance, the melbourne shuffle, also known as the shuffle. the turbo shuffle is perdominantly shuffled to hardstyles music and some other electronica / dance / house musics
only a select few are able to turbo shuffle, however mystery surrounds those few people as they must go through a difficult grading process which wittles the populous down to the very elite allowed to turbo shuffle
richard: “dude, can you turbo shuffle?”
nathan: “does a bear sh-t in the woods?”

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