turbo splooge
when you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and f-ck her day up. plus you will laugh
hahah max i just gave that dumb b-tch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.
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