turbo tiller
a unique device used on everyday lawnmowers in order to churn up the soil. originated in a heckling session among a bunch of yard apes because one of the guys put a lawnmower blade on the machine upside-down an proceeded
to ruin a snotty rich doctors lawn to the tune of $4000.
this original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to “enviromo…more than a name, itz a concept”
i’m tired of mowing this lawn week after week, i’m fixin’ 2 git my turbo tiller out and make a garden this year
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