Turbo Turds
to take a fast sh-t.
uh-oh. i have to sh-t but i have a show coming on in a minute! better make turbo t-rds!
theoretically, a difficult excretion of some variety that is timeconsuming and solid. if you can stand to be called a r-t-rd because you said it, it is kind of funny and not too dirty.
i am taking a turbot-rd; just a minute.
Read Also:
- Turdbitch
a dirty, stinky, crazy fat girl. used most commonly on dumb or smelly girls. did you see the new girl in town, shes a real t-rdb-tch. a: hey dont you hate our math teacher? b: yeah shes a real t-rdb-tch.
- turded
when someone takes a sh-t in the toilet and does not flush then someone else has to flush it. my friend took a cr-p and just left it there, so i flushed it, and i got t-rded. the act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into […]
- turd burp
noun – a fart. to expell gas from one’s -n-s. your wife’s t-rd burps are f-ckin’ nasty! a fart that stinks so bad, that its like a t-rd burping. it stinks so bad in here, did you t-rd burp? same as a ” fart ” , ‘ gator bark , sadd-mn hussein breath , whiff […]
- Turking
‘to turk’ (v – transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the -n-s by a sweaty man of middle eastern or turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one’s will. often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid bas-m-nts. unpleasant. whilst archibold perused some persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking moroccan who […]
- Turnbowl
you start by going number 2, diarrhea into a bowl. then you grab a friends or boyfriends p-n-s by surprise (while sleeping or not paying attention) and twist/turn it in your bowl filled with excrement. that’s when you yell you’ve been turnbowl’ed !!! b-tch!!! originated from mexico. originally ” vuelta peto” which meant turned p-n-s […]