Turbo Turtle
a really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he’s gone.
man 1: have you heard of the turbo turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (zoom) oh there he is.
turbo turtle: a reptile with a sh-ll
someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
“i don’t get it…..”
“you’re such a turbo turtle!”
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