Turbocrutch


the act of using crutches at lightning fast speed. most likely used when you have a broken leg or ankle and you need crutches, and people are yelling at you to hurry up.
guy 1: “dude! hurry up, i need to get to cl-ss and your crutching too slow!”

guy 2: “hey, i’m going as fast as i can!”

guy 3: “come on, man, turbocrutch!!”

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