turbonium
the element that a vw beetle turbo is made out of. what else??
dude, that vw is made from turbonium.. i know because the commercial for it said so.
noun. the element between a man’s legs. extremely powerful material, if wielded with verve and bravo.
gerry yeow pulled out his turbonium on her. its very appearance made her pantene prov hair stand on end. such power. such machismo!
Read Also:
- turd packer
another name for a h-m-s-xual male. it wasn’t correct to call him a t-rd packer, as he is straight.
- Turd skank
the worse kind of sk-nk there is. they are so sk-nky they smell like a sh-t. she’s suck a t-rd sk-nk.
- turkey bomb
a redneck version of a jager bomb or car bomb. involves dropping a shot of wild turkey bourbon into shiner bock beer. judd: “after y’ins had all those turkey bombs last night, cletus was so hogged up that he p-ssed out in the holler with his face in a cow patty.” ricky: “well i’ll be […]
- Turkish bookmark
the stain resulting from wiping one’s -ss with an open book. having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, i was forced to leave a turkish bookmark in a copy of war and peace, which i surrept-tiously returned to the shelf.
- turkish fruits
this term is used for a variation of s-xual intercourse. the man practices the “turkish fruits” by inserting various berries into the woman’s v-g-n- and makes her c-m all over them with his tounge. afterwards the fruits are to be eaten by both, male and female. the effect is said to make the partic-p-nts paraphilic. […]