Turbulence
oh god, oh god, we’re all gonna die
“this is the captain, we have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then… explode.” -mal reynolds
usually, something you will experience on a aircraft when up in the air due to the plane flying through clouds or a area of unstable air. it consists of light jolts or jerks. that’s why you are always asked to keep your seatbelt fastened even when the sign is off as it is sometimes unexpected. it can also be called “rough air.”
“ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we seem to be experiencing some turbulence, please return to your seat and fasten your seatbelt, thank you.
when a guy has a bad experience on the flight to boston. ie girl uses teeth or does not finish.
no way man there was crazy turbulence on my flight to boston
when your tossin someones salad and they fart in your face.
man, todd sure experienced turbulence when he was eating out samantha.
an attractive female, or group of females.
hey chief, check out the turbulence on the slopes today.
where your tossing somebodies salad and they sh-t diarrhea in your face
honey i just blew turbulence on your face.
when two or more overweight men have s-x on an airplane and cause it to move around because of the weight shifts and thrusting.
justin and brian made turbulence when they decided it was go time.
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