Turd

generally, a log-shaped piece of sh-t.
nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
from a country-and-western song: all she left me/ was a t-rd in the toilet
unpublished pink floyd song: all in all your just/ another t-rd in the toilet
synonym for george bush
bush is a t-rd
a t-rd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.

nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.

there is an old buddhist saying…”no matter how much you wash a t-rd, it will not come clean.”

this saying means that some people are beyond saving. they are t-rds…
“that little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps h-tting on my wife. he is one f-cking t-rd who is creeping me out.”
the best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations
what a complete and utter t-rd
t-rd, n.

1. a piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. a t-rd is characterized by a h-m-geneous light brown colour.

t-rd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. t-rds are often dirty.

t ur d –> d ur t

2. a short form of the word “b-st-rd”.

the word ‘tard was already in use as a short form for the word “r-t-rd”, so the soft “a” sound in b-st-rd was changed to a “u”, forming “t-rd”.
1. look! a fresh, steaming t-rd!

“…an excellent party, geoffery, but there’s a giant t-rd in the punch bowl.”

2. you are a ‘tarded ‘t-rd.

you stupid ‘t-rd! your mother is a wh-r-!
usually known as a piece of sh-t, but also an insult. especially an insult when you’re talking about this t-rd in my cl-ss.
dude, quit being a t-rd.
a small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. when released from the -n-s into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it’s other fellow t-rds. they don’t have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.
this t-rd’s doesn’t want to leave!

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