turd bagel
a bagel one encounters on the ground with a t-rd placed on top of it. the bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. the location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a t-rd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. the t-rd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human t-rd.
“holy sh-t! watch out, you almost stepped on that t-rd bagel!”
also- al franken is a total t-rd bagel.
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