turd blossom

1. (noun) in west texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow m-ffin.
2. (proper noun) one of g.w. bush’s nicknames for karl rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(sh-t)
1. “ma, that there’s the purtiest t-rd blossom i’ve seen in miles.”
2. “we’ll get t-rd blossom to out wilson’s wife (valerie plame) to novak.”
3. “wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a t-rd blossom.”
1. what george bush call’s “karl rove”
2. suppossedly one who grew up in texas.
george bush is a t-rd blossom himself.
t-rdblossom is a nickname for karl rove, advisor to george w bush
“somebody better go tell t-rdblossom to quit outing secret agents”
making one sh-t while the other person is performing -n-l on the sh-tter. therefore you are the sh-tee.
“hey boy how about we forget the missionary and doggy and go t-rdblossom style!”
(n) a mostly crustified piece of cr-p which hangs on -n-l hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.
“better remove and disarm these t-rdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!”
something good growing out of a bad background
he grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight a’s? he’s a real t-rdblossom.
when a little piece of p–p gets stuck in the fur outside a dog’s b-tt and dangles
she kept wagging her tail to get rid off the t-rd blossom, but it kept hanging on.

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