turd burgler
a rude term describing a h-m-s-xual man. it specifically refers to his prediliction for -n-l s-x. its usage is similar to b-tt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as f-ggot.
“i hate that t-rd burgler elton john!”
when you are taking a cr-p in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there
one who can’t spell t-rdburglar.
public education produces many t-rdburglers.
1. a male who is frequently the main penetrator in -n-l s-x (with either a male or female).
2. a petty thief of fecal matter.
yeah, it’s all good till the p–per starts fighting back, isn’t it? t-rd burgler. i guess her @$$ didn’t like that one.
a person who, unknowingly, tries to open the door of an occupied bathroom stall.
i was taking in the middle of a nice sh-t when a t-rdburgler scared me.
often used by aussies to denote a poof.
hey ricardo, you really got your sh-t pushed in by that t-rd burgler at ripples last nite!
the pitcher not the catcher, a blatent -ss bandit
nooo you idiot, i’m the pitcher, you’re the catcher
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