Turd Cake
a cake whitch is infact made out of t-rds, a favoured food of t-rd munchers.
britney spears: “mmmmm…. that t-rd cake sure was nutty lindsay”
lindsay lohan: “just the way i like it britney”
a “t-rd cake” is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.
but, they can also be adults who never grew out of the “t-rd cake” stage.
ex: mr. charles, can i have this? mr. charles, can i have that?
mr. charles, i am cooler than you.
t-rd cake repellent starts with: no you useless “t-rd cakes” stfu, and go bother your parents.
when a situation/event/item/story or person seems really appealing but turns out to be full of sh-t.
like slicing into a delicious looking cake and finding a dogsh-t in the middle of it.
i got really exited when i heard about terminator 3 but it wad a total f-cking t-rdcake man!
bad breath
fred:”stay away from ted”.
confused guy: “why whats wrong?”
fred:”jabroni just ate a mean t-rd cake”
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