Turd Curd
residual fecal matter from improper wiping.
martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his t-rd curd.
when someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)
when someone farts so hard it sounds like they t-rded in their pants.
wife: d-mn! did you fart?
husband: yeah! it was a real t-rd curd!
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