turd degree burn


(n) when you are taking a particularly steamy/warm p–p, and it burns your b-tt hole when it comes out. stems from the phrase, “third degree burn”
todd: “dude, that sh-t burnt coming out. it did not feel good”
phil: “sounds like you got a t-rd degree burn. you might need some cream for that.”
when one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.
john ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of t-rd degree burn the next day in his bathroom.

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