turd egg
noun. a “type 1 ” stool on the bristol stool scale. usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to p-ss. they make a small and fast ” plop” when hitting the surface of toilet water. they require little to no wiping.
i p–ped out 4 t-rd eggs. they were tiny like robbin’s eggs and hard.
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