turd floater


heavy rain that causes the t-rds of various animals to float out of your yard.
yo dog, dat rain last night was a real t-rd floater!
t-rd floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one’s yard whenever there’s a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.
it came a real t-rd floater last night and more rain is on the way.
a very heavy rain in gladewater tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out
jim bob: man, it came a t-rd floater last night. so don’t wrestle in the backyard.

joe jack: good idea, we’ll wrestle in the front. between the engine block and the washing machine.

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