Turd Furgeson


burt renolds
its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.
“yea, t-rd fergeson, its a funny name.”
any person who is considered a total toolbox, both by looks and personality, according to the team awesome scale.
hey ed, who were those t-rd furgesons we met yesterday at 1849?
when a male or female lines up thier -sshole with a v-g-n- and sh-ts into the v-g-n- creating intercourse using the t-rd.
similar to the position called the “pile driver” but with the actions stated above called “t-rd furgeson”
when a p-n-s is lodged in a -ss hole while the other person is takin a dump.
1.he gave me a t-rd fugeson.
2.t-rd fegoson is my favorite s-x move
the act of talking a dump while performing sodomy
jp: “i am a master of the t-rd furgeson! yay”
meng huo:”estie man that t-rd furgeson you gave me last night was awesome tabanak!”
a hulking man-child of the late 70’s of african-american descent. played in the nba.
this t-rd ferguson character is a basketball wizard.

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