Turd Hunting


(túrd­­-hun-ting)
1. the term used to describe the activity (popularized by the famous skateboarder bam margera) one enjoys after releasing fecal matter, where they stand above the toilet, and aim at their floating targets, spraying them with their urine like a fire hose into a fine mushy brown powder

2. a h-m-s-xual activity
1. “i left a huge log in the toilet, so i decided to do a little t-rd hunting, seeing as how easy a target it was”

2. “marilyn manson loves t-rd hunting”

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