Turd Insurance
(noun) – the act of a person taking a friend with them to see a new movie at a theater, and paying for both tickets, for the purpose of making a potentially bad movie (i.e. a t-rd) more enjoyable for them.
boy 1: hey, jimmy! i really wanna go see the new spiderman movie, but i need some t-rd insurance. you interested?
boy 2: sure, but you’re buying, right?
boy 1: of course! i’ll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
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