turd lasagne
a masterpiece created on the toilet.
where you sit and sh-t for ages, constantly thinking youv finished wiping your -rs-.
this is repeated numerous times so that the toilet paper resembles lasagne pasta layers seperating the recycled meat youv give birth to.
heather: “i thought i was constipated but turns out iv just made a t-rd lasagne.”
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