Turd Monger

a person who main income is derived by selling sh-t and dung. genrally used as an insult to someone’s ability at anything.

also: sh-t monger (being polite)
why did you do that! your such a t-rd monger!!!

why don’t you go peddle your t-rds else where you t-rd monger!
a t-rd monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. this individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. it can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating t-rd monger used it, do an immediate about face and p-ss someone else on the way in. they immediately -ssume you’re the pollutant and give you the look of death.
holly sh-t, i was about to hit the head when i saw that t-rd monger jimmy brown walking out. the last time i was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. christ, at my worst, i can’t come close to what comes out of his crack. i’m surprised the smoke detectors didn’t go off. no wonder the f-cking ozone is disappearing!
a derogatory term for any h-m-s-xual and/or -ssbandit.
don’t drop the soap around that guy, he’s a real t-rdmonger!
a t-rd monger is someone who has reached a state of having to p-ss a heavy bowel movement. the t-rd monger however, will not immediately relieve him/herself. instead, they will allow their bowels to continue to expand as their fecal matter increases, resulting in noisomeness, gaseous emissions (commonly referred to as pre-sh-t farts) to be excreted from their posterior orifice while being within a close proximity of others. these exudations are generally quite robust and are slow to dissipate, thus resulting in a prolonged period of olfactory anguish to the recipients within range.
it’s about time that d-mn t-rd monger ricky decided to go and unload! christ, that chair of his must be explosive by now, considering all the gas he’s pumped into it.
a t-rd monger is a member of the human species that relies on the lowest common denominator known to humanity, the ‘t-rd’ for survival.

the t-rd monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his t-rds. he namely defines himself as a mongerer. yes a mongerer of t-rds.

it is commonly believed that the first known t-rd mongerer was judas iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own t-rds, based on these ground the messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.
1. andrew was mongered for a t-rd and now he is the chief t-rd mongerer for the west coast bbd posse!

2. yo are you trying to monger me a t-rd fool?

3. don’t talk about my mother that was fool!
1. an eater of shyst
2. also known as the -sshole in a card game.
1. that guy is meng, he’s a t-rd monger
2. meng huo: jp, why are you always the t-rd monger? you suck!
jp: you sunk my battleship.
someone who causes a lot of drama, or someone who dwells in cr-p.
gee golly, she sure is being a t-rdmonger today.

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