Turd Muncher


a person who constantly has sh-t coming out of their mouth.
i can’t believe you said that, you’re such a t-rd muncher.
the medical phenomena of a person’s breathe literally smelling like fecal matter; a derogatory term for someone whose mouth smells like intestinal waste, or rotting protein.
“go brush your teeth you little t-rd-muncher!”
somebody who munches t-rds
kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
sue: not much kelly, how bout you?
kelly: thought i might watch a movie and munch some t-rds. wanna come over?
sue: sounds great kel, i love munching t-rds!

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