turd nugget


small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one’s -n-s and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another t-rd nugget, all directed into one’s t-rd basket aka toilet.
i shot that t-rd nugget into that t-rd basket like a rifle
a waste of life, or sp-ce. t-rd nugget signifies one’s incapability of being a full t-rd, clearly showing that the person being called a t-rd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi
“man, mujumbo’s a t-rd nugget, he stole my goat!”
a small piece of p–p no bigger than the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget. usually comes after the main t-rd of the session and is also referred to as “the straggler”.
man, i just had like 5 t-rdnuggets come out. that is a new record i think.
hard b-lls of feces (p–p/sh-t)
instead of p–ping a long t-rd, it came out in t-rd nuggets.
a t-rd-nugget can be related to a chicken mcnugget made out of raw sh-t. its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (see douche for more details).
“bro, last night, you were being a real t-rd-nugget”
one of those t-rds that resembles a chicken nugget
“man i must be in the cafiteria because i just had a bunch of t-rd nuggets!”
noun

a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. may have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget
wow man, do you see those t-rd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!

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