turd on a roll


“meat” loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. aka: sh-t sandwich (or “sammich”) -not fine french cuisine!!! ie: catch ‘the’ cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a t-rd on a roll and ‘ultra’ gulp!!

had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a t-rd on a roll!!

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