Turd Pause
when you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.
girl 1: i just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden alexandra was silent while i went #1. it was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. i knew it was her because of her shoes.
girl 2: yo, you totally caused a t-rd pause.
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