turd polisher
a t-rd polisher is someone who trys to fix or improve somthing that is beyond help and definatly not worth fixing.
jac is a proffesional t-rd polisher he repairs ford pintos
trying to take an object that is obviously sh-tty and hopeless, and trying to refurbish it.
a man trying to put crome on an ’83 camaro
would be called a t-rd polisher.
one who makes the best of a bad situation. originally used around tv newsrooms to describe a photog or reporter who writes or shoots the sh-t out of a cr-ppy -ssignment.
give the “cat in the tree” story to the t-rdpolisher. he’ll do it right.
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