Turd Slapped
the act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.
usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.
bob: “andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like sh-t.”
boss: “geez, they smell bad. this one has a long brown stain on it”
bob: “oh wow. i think andy t-rd slapped you”
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