turd waddle
the act of waddling – with pants down around the ankles – from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped p–pchute. this movement is typically used when a tiny piece of t-rd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of sh-t ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the sh-t wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.
ahmed is such a dipsh-t, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well i guess i will have inform mrs parrymore that he will be late to cl-ss again due to his 2 hour t-rd waddle
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