turd waffle
a t-rd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.
i made a t-rd waffle then ate it.
when you rapidly sh-t on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body 🙂
chaz: i just t-rd waffled my aunt!
ricky: you lucky b-st-rd ive been dying to t-rd waffle her for weeks!
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